Ask me what I think

Go ahead – I have an answer for you.

When the wife and I have a disagreement – which is rare – she always says, “You have an answer for everything”.

dirty look1How nice of her to show her appreciation for my intellect.

Of course I’m ignoring the dirty look that comes with that statement.

But I do have answers.
Some good, most wrong.

I’ve made a career out of being wrong.

Let’s get this straight – I’m not a know-it-all.
I only spout off if asked a question.

If you ask me what I think, I’ll gladly tell you.

And it’ll be backed by a ton of excellent reasons and scientific theory that appear to make perfect sense.

I might even get you to agree with me.

The chances are high…
I won’t be right.

If you want to know the answer to something important, go on, ask me.

Then put your money on something else.

It’s a gift.
I should rent myself out.

That’s not to say I don’t get some things right, but it doesn’t add up to enough to be proud of.

Which is close to what the wife has been trying to say, I think.

That’s depressing.

Now I’m grumpy.

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