Through a quirk in the space-time continuum, I found myself with some idle time, again, so I started pondering some important stuff.

There are some universal truths that eventually become evident when you get old and it’s too late to utilize them to make any difference in your life.

Let’s run through the list, shall we?

If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

There is rarely a day that mattresses are not on sale.

Pushing the button on a cross walk light a million times does nothing.

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence.
After all, intelligence has its limits.

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Wow, what a night.”

Then there are the questions I have not found the answers to, yet.

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

How can something be “new” and “improved”?
If it’s new, what was it improving on?

How far east can I go before I’m heading west?

As you see, I have a lot of work left to do.

This is why old people get grumpy.
So many questions – so little time.