I worry about this country

Not the political aspects, although there’s plenty to worry about there.

dumb1It’s the intelligence of some people.

Okay, some people are smarter than others.

But I have believed for many years there is no such thing as a dumb person.

Only people who don’t use their brain.
We all know a few of those.

But then I stumbled on one of these “Answer my question, please” websites and now I may have to reassess my opinion.

Some samples from real people:

Is it legal to kill an ant?

Did NASA invent thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?

What percentage of water is celery?

How many calories are in a booger?

Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

I was bitten by a turtle as a child. Can I still drink orange juice?

I kissed a boy on the cheek and I’m worried I am pregnant and I can’t eat bananas.

HOW DO I TURN OFF MY CAPSLOCK? i ACCIDENTLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND i DON’T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF.

How do I get YouTube to come film me? I keep calling them but no one comes.

No wonder we’re going to hell.

Makes me grumpy.

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