Grief grief – another decade

My New Years resolution…
Be less grumpy.

That’s damn near impossible since I’m not a grumpy person according to everyone – except the wife.
So don’t ask her.

old_geezerI have supposedly and officially moved from Old Coot to Geezer when my birthday hit yesterday.

That’s a blow to my perpetually “act like I’m 21” attitude.

Apparently geezer means I’m expected to start acting my age.
The wife says I gotta grow up.

Bah humbug.

Here’s the problem with advancing age…

Geezer means doing things like lean over s-l-o-w-l-y.
If you don’t you’ll probably just keep going d-o-w-n.

highpantsIn my mind, a geezer doesn’t drive a Jeep (me) but rather a Cadillac (them), wears their pants just below his man-boobs and lives in Florida.

Ewww…disgusting.

I’ll stick with local style: shorts and a t-shirt.

I will never be a geezer.

I could get all philosophical about the changes I’ve seen in myself in the past five years.
I’m sure there will be a LOT more in the next five.

It is what it is.

To all my friends…
You’re close to my age.

Welcome to your so-called twilight years.

My advice – ignore all that and just boogy on.
Party while you can.

And happy birthday to all that had their big day around the holidays.

Be happy – even if people combined your Christmas and birthday present.

As for not being grumpy…

I suspect that resolution is dead.

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