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I’ve always believed it was my calling to present things that enrich\u00a0people’s lives.<\/p>\n

I have scoured the Internet to find the most wonderful Valentines Day present and\u00a0believe I have outdone myself this time.<\/p>\n

As we all know, some of the most wonderful stuff comes from Japan, like pachinko.<\/p>\n

\"Bra01\"<\/a>From the lingerie company Ravijour – a bra that only unhooks for true love.<\/p>\n

I’m not sure if this is a good or bad thing, but at my age it really makes no difference.<\/p>\n

Its name is the \u201cTrue Love Tester\u201d.<\/p>\n

I think naming it the “Wonderful Exploding Delight” would be better.<\/p>\n

Sleazy guys, like I was in my youth,\u00a0are locked out.<\/p>\n

You see, supposedly the bra only comes undone when electronic stuff hidden inside detect a particular heart rate that signals…love.<\/p>\n

I can hear my doctor yucking about this now.
\nMe too…but let’s continue.<\/p>\n

The bra connects wirelessly with the lady’s smart phone and an app waits to see a special heart rate.<\/p>\n

The company says it signals love, and the gates to happiness are…unlocked.<\/p>\n

\"Bra-chart\"<\/a><\/p>\n

As you can from this company’s scientifically produced chart, everything has a special line all its own except…love.<\/p>\n

Let us assume they want to keep it a secret, shall we?<\/p>\n

\"Bra-kapow\"<\/a>Here comes the special surprise…<\/p>\n

When it sees this special heart rate – the bra kinda just blows open in the front.<\/p>\n

I’m laughing so hard I’m going to throw up.
\nReally.<\/p>\n

And\u00a0the lady has nothing to say about this unveiling.<\/p>\n

If her heart gets all a-twitter, it’s show-me-the-money time.
\nReady or not.<\/p>\n

Let that image rest in your mind for a minute.<\/p>\n

What better way to show your love then having your chest explode in the middle of a restaurant or while you and your honey are visiting the family?<\/p>\n

And not surprisingly, you just know some ladies will buy it.<\/p>\n

You might want to make note of this for Valentine’s Day.
\nOr maybe not.<\/p>\n

How can anyone be grumpy after this.<\/p>\n

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