{"id":1110,"date":"2014-02-01T05:30:12","date_gmt":"2014-02-01T15:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1110"},"modified":"2014-01-31T07:25:46","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T17:25:46","slug":"scoring-big-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1110","title":{"rendered":"Scoring big time"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some days are simply better than others.<\/p>\n

One of the most wonderful things is discovering you have a **lot** of money coming your way.<\/p>\n

Imagine my surprise and happiness when this plopped in my email box.<\/p>\n

ALERT:UNCLAIMED REWARD DISCOVERED IN YOUR NAME & WE ARE DUTY-BOUND TO REACH YOU BY ELECTRONIC MAIL.<\/p>\n

How nice of them.
\nReally.<\/p>\n

Many people wouldn’t bother to help but obviously I’ve found some decent, honest folks who want to do the right thing.<\/p>\n

We really need more like them in this world.<\/p>\n

To continue…<\/p>\n

SIMPLY EMAIL “CSFG-X5BJ” TO XXXX@VISA-CARDS.CO TO START CLAIM MONEY DUE TO YOU.<\/p>\n

And I did that right away.
\nSorry, I kinda changed the address so no one would be temped to take my money.<\/p>\n

One can’t be too careful these days.<\/p>\n

I can’t wait to hear back from my new friends and I’ll be sure to share their response.<\/p>\n

Back to my\u00a0email…<\/p>\n

\"Scam01\"<\/a>YOU MIGHT NOT YET BE AWARE OF ANY UNCLAIMED REWARD IN YOUR NAME BUT THIS DISCOVERY UNFOLD AFTER THE ORDER TO VET ACCOUNTING DATA OF THE ONLINE TRANSACTIONS WITH REFERENCE TO GLOBAL BURSARY PROGRAM ON THE STIMULUS TO CUT SHORT FINANCIAL CHALLENGES; OF WHICH, IT IS A PROLIFIC PANORAMA TO ALERT YOU TO CLAIM MONEY DUE TO YOU AS HEIR OF THE ONLINE SWEEPSTAKE REWARD.{CSFG,BUREAU FOR ECONOMIC-DEVELOPMENT&DEBTS-RECONCILIATION}THU, JAN 30, 2014<\/p>\n

I have to admit I have no idea what they said but I’m sure it means there’s a gazillion dollars waiting for me and this email is my road to riches.
\nSomewhere.<\/p>\n

I can’t wait.
\nMeanwhile – go Denver.<\/p>\n

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