{"id":1164,"date":"2014-02-17T05:30:28","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T15:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1164"},"modified":"2014-02-17T17:07:39","modified_gmt":"2014-02-18T03:07:39","slug":"this-disaster-brought-to-you-by-the-mayor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1164","title":{"rendered":"This disaster brought to you by the Mayor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting at my desk killing zombies on my\u00a0computer\u00a0when my iPhone starts making loud, urgent noises.<\/p>\n<p>Yipes, it&#8217;s an emergency text message.<\/p>\n<p>Um, high surf advisory.<br \/>\nBrought to me by&#8230;the Mayor.<\/p>\n<p>Pull up a seat and let me tell you about\u00a0a nationwide service called NIXIE.US<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Nixie01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1167\" alt=\"Nixie01\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Nixie01.jpg\" width=\"280\" height=\"294\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Nixie01.jpg 280w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Nixie01-238x250.jpg 238w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/a>It provides emergency text notices to cellphones in the area where you live.<\/p>\n<p>People can sign up for free and get important notices from police, fire, and other official-type people like the weather service.<\/p>\n<p>Good idea?<br \/>\nYou bet.<\/p>\n<p>Except when politicians get involved and that&#8217;s making me grumpy.<\/p>\n<p>You can go to the city&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www1.honolulu.gov\/dem\/\" target=\"_blank\">Department of Emergency Management<\/a> to sign up.<\/p>\n<p>The idea of Nixie is to pass on to people information that could be important to the safety of them or their family.<\/p>\n<p>Things like high surf warnings, flooding, hurricanes, stuff like that.<\/p>\n<p>This\u00a0actually comes from the Weather Service but it&#8217;s taken, reformatted to be shorter and then sent out through this service under the banner of the old Civil Defense, now called Emergency Management.<\/p>\n<p>So why am I all\u00a0grumped out over it?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Nixie.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1189\" alt=\"Nixie\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Nixie.png\" width=\"200\" height=\"159\" \/><\/a>Because the Mayor has attached his name to these texts.<\/p>\n<p>Right at the middle of the text is says &#8220;@MayorKirkHNL&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, he&#8217;s the head of the city but this is a political, get-my-name-out-there\u00a0plug.<\/p>\n<p>As someone who spent\u00a0thirty years with the old Civil Defense, seven as the Chair of the Civil Defense Commission and almost fifteen years with the City &#8211;\u00a0most as a cabinet member &#8211;\u00a0I can tell you Kirk Caldwell is not sitting there pecking this stuff out himself\u00a0for your pleasure.<\/p>\n<p>I think somewhere, someone said, &#8220;Hey, get the Mayor&#8217;s name in there so he gets some credit.&#8221;<br \/>\nFor all I know maybe he was the one to order it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Nixie02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1166\" alt=\"Nixie02\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Nixie02-250x221.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Nixie02-250x221.jpg 250w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Nixie02.jpg 280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a>A quick check of Nixie texts in other jurisdictions doesn&#8217;t show any politician&#8217;s name.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently only in Hawaii.<br \/>\nI guess we&#8217;re special&#8230;or more egotistical.<\/p>\n<p>One line of available\u00a0&#8211; and maybe important &#8211; information\u00a0is cut out so Caldwell can get his name mentioned.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry to get into politics but this should make you\u00a0grumpy too.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1164\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1164&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1164\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1164&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1164&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting at my desk killing zombies on my\u00a0computer\u00a0when my iPhone starts making loud, urgent noises. 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