{"id":1234,"date":"2014-02-28T05:30:42","date_gmt":"2014-02-28T15:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1234"},"modified":"2014-02-27T17:34:58","modified_gmt":"2014-02-28T03:34:58","slug":"you-are-what-you-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1234","title":{"rendered":"You are what you are"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s another wonderful scientific study that been released.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re just popping this out this month.<\/p>\n<p>And like the many of those before it, it tells me nothing I didn&#8217;t know before.<\/p>\n<p>I must be the smartest person in the world.<\/p>\n<p>This study says different things make us happy depending how old we are.<\/p>\n<p>Yup, they spent money on that.<\/p>\n<p>These scientists rounded up a lot of people for a lot of time to figure this out.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the results&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/man-hugging-car.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1236\" alt=\"man hugging car\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/man-hugging-car.png\" width=\"250\" height=\"125\" \/><\/a>If you&#8217;re young happiness comes from falling in love, getting your first car, or watching your newborn.<\/p>\n<p>What they didn&#8217;t mention is unhappiness follows when your love breaks your heart, you have to start making car payments and your kid starts getting in trouble.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, back to the report.<\/p>\n<p>As for us old folks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We supposedly get our happiness from just stopping and smelling the roses.<\/p>\n<p>This is true.<br \/>\nSome old folks I know are happy just to wake up in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>The folks at the University of Pennsylvania and Dartmouth\u00a0spent a lot of time finding this out when they could have just asked me.<\/p>\n<p>What they discovered is probably what you knew already, but it&#8217;s not official until someone does a study and spends time and money to find out for themselves and then publishes it in some official journal.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s more&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/happy-sad-sized.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1238\" alt=\"happy-sad-sized\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/happy-sad-sized.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"171\" \/><\/a>Young people are happy when they get excited, enthusiastic, and turned on.<\/p>\n<p>Remember &#8220;turned on&#8221;?<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>And us old folks are happy when things are calm, peaceful, and not all fired up.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s explain the old folks part since that&#8217;s where I am in time and space&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The bones get creaky, it takes longer to do some things, there are too many pills in the medicine chest and people drive us crazy.<\/p>\n<p>But the older you get the more aware of who you are, and you have more time to enjoy the smaller, ordinary things that fill your days.<\/p>\n<p>And yeah, our mortality is our lurking around the corner, which probably explains sniffing things.<\/p>\n<p>The problem with this scientific study is &#8211; they also say people are either happy or sad, depending on their personality and disposition.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bah-humbug.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1237\" alt=\"bah humbug\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bah-humbug-205x250.png\" width=\"205\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bah-humbug-205x250.png 205w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bah-humbug.png 247w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 205px) 100vw, 205px\" \/><\/a>In simple terms &#8211; you are what you are.<\/p>\n<p>Duh.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the part I knew already.<\/p>\n<p>Remember that &#8211; you are what you are regardless of how old you are.<\/p>\n<p>Grumpy old people were most likely grumpy young people.<\/p>\n<p>There goes your excuse.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1234\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1234&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1234\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1234&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1234&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s another wonderful scientific study that been released. 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