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Go ahead – I have an answer for you.<\/p>\n

When the wife and I have a disagreement – which is rare – she always says, “You have an answer for everything”.<\/p>\n

\"dirty<\/a>How nice of her to show her appreciation for my intellect.<\/p>\n

Of course I’m ignoring the dirty look that comes with that statement.<\/p>\n

But I do have answers.
\nSome good, most wrong.<\/p>\n

I’ve made a career out of being wrong.<\/p>\n

Let’s get this straight – I’m not a know-it-all.
\nI only spout off if asked a question.<\/p>\n

If you ask me what I think, I’ll gladly tell you.<\/p>\n

And it’ll be backed by a ton of excellent reasons and scientific theory that appear to make perfect sense.<\/p>\n

I might even get you to agree with me.<\/p>\n

The chances are high…
\nI won’t be right.<\/p>\n

If you want to know the answer to something important, go on, ask me.<\/p>\n

Then put your money on something else.<\/p>\n

It’s a gift.
\nI should rent myself out.<\/p>\n

That’s not to say I don’t get some things right, but it doesn’t add up to enough to be proud of.<\/p>\n

Which is close to what the wife has been trying to say, I think.<\/p>\n

That’s depressing.<\/p>\n

Now I’m grumpy.<\/p>\n

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