{"id":1780,"date":"2014-07-07T05:30:03","date_gmt":"2014-07-07T15:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1780"},"modified":"2014-07-06T13:35:56","modified_gmt":"2014-07-06T23:35:56","slug":"punching-my-clock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1780","title":{"rendered":"Punching my clock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Regardless of what the wife says, I don&#8217;t have too many buttons you can push that will make me crazy.<\/p>\n<p>The ones I do have she likes to jab occasionally to see if I&#8217;m still breathing.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s for another time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>At my age I realize there are smart people and there are dumb people and it is what it is.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m real good at ignoring an idiot.<\/p>\n<p>But some dumb things will light a fuse that leads to my going nuts.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a prime example&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I was in a store a couple of days ago.<\/p>\n<p>Some well dressed and moderately hot lady was there with her kid.<\/p>\n<p>He was maybe about 8.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/mom-yelling.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1779\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/mom-yelling.png\" alt=\"mom yelling\" width=\"225\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>He was acting like little jerk, no doubt due to the wonderful job his mom is doing in raising him.<\/p>\n<p>So miss wonderful grabs the kid by the arm, gives him a shake just short of child abuse and says&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You behave yourself or I&#8217;ll call a policeman to come arrest you and put you in the bad boys home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/push-button.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1784\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/push-button-150x150.png\" alt=\"push-button\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Button pushed.<\/p>\n<p>Defcon one.<br \/>\nRed alert.<\/p>\n<p>So, this jackass is raising her kid to either be afraid of, or hate police.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll turn into a model citizen.<\/p>\n<p>Can you actually believe someone doing this?<br \/>\nWhat an incredibly stupid thing to do.<\/p>\n<p>This is the kind of mother that when the kid goes out and creates carnage, the news will quote her as saying,<em> &#8220;I don&#8217;t\u00a0believe it. He was a good boy. Yes, he had some problems but was\u00a0talking about going back to\u00a0get his GED, marry his girlfriend and be a better father to his 3 children. He was ready to go back to rehab.\u00a0He would never hurt anyone.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Police-and-kids.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1778\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Police-and-kids.png\" alt=\"Police and kids\" width=\"240\" height=\"191\" \/><\/a>Here&#8217;s what you tell your kids&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re ever lost or scared and mom or dad isn&#8217;t around find a police officer.<\/p>\n<p>He will keep you safe and help you find us.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what they do and they do it because they want to help people.<\/p>\n<p>Sure they write tickets and arrest people but those people probably deserved being arrested or ticketed.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t break the law and they won&#8217;t bother you.<\/p>\n<p>Officers are there to keep people safe and that stupid, ignorant excuse for a mother forever put that kid on the wrong path.<\/p>\n<p>So what did I do?<br \/>\nNothing.<\/p>\n<p>Today you get sued for sticking you nose in someone else&#8217;s business.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t mind getting blasted for doing the right thing, but there&#8217;s no way my 30 seconds of teaching her parenting skills will make a difference.<\/p>\n<p>The whole thing made me grumpy as hell.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1780\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1780&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1780\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1780&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=1780&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Regardless of what the wife says, I don&#8217;t have too many buttons you can push that will make me crazy. 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