{"id":202,"date":"2013-07-17T19:01:45","date_gmt":"2013-07-18T05:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=202"},"modified":"2013-09-05T19:56:22","modified_gmt":"2013-09-06T05:56:22","slug":"all-i-want-is-a-screwdriver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=202","title":{"rendered":"All I want is a screwdriver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/screwdriver-sizewd.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-204\" alt=\"screwdriver-sizewd\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/screwdriver-sizewd.jpg\" width=\"182\" height=\"204\" \/><\/a>If you go into most homes, especially if a man lives there, you&#8217;ll find a common set of tools.<\/p>\n<p>A hammer for beating on stuff, some pliers for getting one thing off another, a screw driver for getting one thing into another.<\/p>\n<p>Pretty standard.<\/p>\n<p>And most guys get a power screwdriver.<br \/>\nYou know, the rechargeable kind.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re great and a good one is hard to find.<\/p>\n<p>The wife and I went to Home depot a while back to get stuff for the <a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=164\" target=\"_blank\">bathroom renovation<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I figured I&#8217;d pick up a new power screwdriver because I dropped mine and it&#8217;s all busted up.<br \/>\nI paid $30 and it shattered like it cost $3 to make.<\/p>\n<p>When was the last time you went to Home Depot or Lowes to find one of these things?<\/p>\n<p>If you want a drill or a saw you&#8217;ll find dozens, ranging from cheap to ungodly expensive.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, but I wanted a rechargeable screwdriver.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re hard to find.<\/p>\n<p>Home Depot had two &#8211; both cheap and both hidden on a bottom shelf.<\/p>\n<p>I know they make better ones &#8211; they&#8217;re all over the internet.<br \/>\nBut I didn&#8217;t want to wait for mail order &#8211; I wanted it now.<\/p>\n<p>Except it appears Home Depot doesn&#8217;t want to sell you one.<\/p>\n<p>They want to sell you an ungodly expensive drill instead.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the only thing that makes sense.<\/p>\n<p>So I bought the most expensive of the two available: $29.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder how long that will last?<br \/>\nProbably until the first time I drop it.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-202\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=202&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-202\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=202&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=202&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you go into most homes, especially if a man lives there, you&#8217;ll find a common set of tools. 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