{"id":2070,"date":"2014-10-18T16:26:51","date_gmt":"2014-10-19T02:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2070"},"modified":"2014-10-18T18:14:46","modified_gmt":"2014-10-19T04:14:46","slug":"stranded-at-the-alter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2070","title":{"rendered":"Stranded at the alter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Waiting-for-Ana1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2075\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Waiting-for-Ana1-179x250.png\" alt=\"Waiting for Ana\" width=\"179\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Waiting-for-Ana1-179x250.png 179w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Waiting-for-Ana1-215x300.png 215w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Waiting-for-Ana1.png 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 179px) 100vw, 179px\" \/><\/a>Today as been a bit of a let down.<\/p>\n<p>I put on my best galoshes and fishing slickers.<br \/>\nMy old but clean t-shirt that said &#8220;I survived Iniki&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I even bought a new umbrella.<\/p>\n<p>I was ready and looking fine.<\/p>\n<p>Standing by for my hugely anticipated blind date with Ana.<\/p>\n<p>She turned out to be a tease.<\/p>\n<p>I was stood up.<\/p>\n<p>Very impolite.<br \/>\nRude actually.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m grumpy.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-2070\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2070&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-2070\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2070&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2070&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today as been a bit of a let down. 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