{"id":2242,"date":"2014-12-15T05:44:50","date_gmt":"2014-12-15T15:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2242"},"modified":"2014-12-15T09:21:30","modified_gmt":"2014-12-15T19:21:30","slug":"scientific-proof-men-are-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2242","title":{"rendered":"Scientific proof: Men are stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"

Something this Monday to gladden the heart of most ladies and give them yet another reason to gloat and say “I told you so.”<\/p>\n

Please don’t.
\nIt’ll make you look ugly and you wouldn’t want that.<\/p>\n

Another scientific study is out.
\nI love scientific studies.<\/p>\n

Especially if I agree with them.<\/p>\n

\"Carlin---stupid-men-sized\"<\/a>This one says men are dumb.<\/p>\n

I agree.
\nPresent company excepted, of course.<\/p>\n

The British Medical Journal took a break from studying the Royals to release the result of its look into which gender is more likely to die as a result of doing something really, really dumb.<\/p>\n

It’s men.
\nYup, they’re idiots.<\/p>\n

\"stupid_things_men_do_sized\"<\/a>Especially when there’s beer involved.<\/p>\n

The Journal looked at all of the Darwin Award winners between 1995 and 2014.<\/p>\n

In case you don’t know – the Darwin’s are an award given to confirmed instances of people meeting an untimely end as a result of poor decision-making.<\/p>\n

They are presented to people who improve the human gene pool by removing their own stupid genes from it.<\/p>\n

Guys accounted for almost 90-percent of Darwin Award winners.<\/p>\n

The supports the “male idiot theory”.<\/p>\n

That’s the scientific observation that men are idiots and idiots do stupid things.
\nAnd this even wasn’t when they were trying to impress some lady.<\/p>\n

For example – the study listed three dudes who played a variation of Russian roulette by alternately taking shots of alcohol and then stamping on an unexploded Cambodian land mine.<\/p>\n

The game ended when\u00a0it blew up, demolishing the bar and all three men.<\/p>\n

\"Lighting-a-fart-sized\"<\/a>All you have to do is cruise YouTube to see for yourself guys trying to light their farts (you can), catch a baseball with their mouth (you shouldn’t) and ride the hood of a car at 60 MPH (you can’t).<\/p>\n

The majority of these Darwin winners seem to be between 16 and 23 years of age.<\/p>\n

This may explain why there are fewer of those folks around these days.<\/p>\n

If I was younger I’d think this was great as it gets rid of the competition.<\/p>\n

But since I’m an old coot and managed to survive my stupid years…I’ll just watch my brothers.<\/p>\n

I’m so proud.<\/p>\n

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