{"id":2305,"date":"2015-01-01T06:00:01","date_gmt":"2015-01-01T16:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2305"},"modified":"2014-12-31T12:35:27","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T22:35:27","slug":"the-year-that-was-or-be-glad-youre-not-justin-bieber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2305","title":{"rendered":"The year that was – or be glad you’re not Justin Bieber"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of the things we all do is judge the year that’s ending based on how our friends and colleagues survived it.<\/p>\n

If they had a good things happen and we didn’t, \u00a0we mark the year past as crappy.<\/p>\n

You know that’s how it works.<\/p>\n

I’m about to make you feel better.<\/p>\n

Compare your 2014 to Justin Bieber.<\/p>\n

\"Beiber<\/a>Stay with me here.
\nIt’s all good.<\/p>\n

And as we know, when The Bieber is mentioned, it’s rock solid.<\/p>\n

In 2014 he started off by throwing eggs his neighbor\u2019s house.<\/p>\n

Then the kid’s mansion was raided by police, who left with drugs and one of his buddy’s in cuffs.<\/p>\n

After that he was popped for DUI, when he was pulled over drag racing in Miami.<\/p>\n

Bieber\u2019s private jet was searched by the feds after it touched down in New Jersey on the way to the Super Bowl.<\/p>\n

Reeking of pot.
\nThe pilot’s said they had to wear oxygen masks it was so thick.<\/p>\n

His entourage was arrested for stealing a photographer\u2019s camera in Georgia.<\/p>\n

A week after his 20th birthday, a video tape leaked of him giving a deposition.
\nTurns out Bieber thought the whole thing was a plot to humiliate him and make him look like a jerk.<\/p>\n

He doesn’t need any help for that.<\/p>\n

He also blamed his stumble-filled sobriety test from January on a broken foot.<\/p>\n

\"biebers<\/a>Bieber crashes someone else’s album release party to show him who\u2019s number one.
\nHe was thrown out.<\/p>\n

Then, he pissed off Chinese media after visiting a war shrine in Japan and acting like a jerk.<\/p>\n

LAPD opens an investigation into one of three claims he stole a fan\u2019s phone.<\/p>\n

Bieber pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor vandalism charge from January\u2019s egging incident and was forced to pay $80,900 in damages and is now on two years\u2019 probation.<\/p>\n

Instead of calming down he later gets in a shoving match with Orlando Bloom after making a rude comment about Bloom’s ex-wife.<\/p>\n

2014 brought him another plea deal.
\nBieber agrees to plead to two charges related to his drag racing arrest in Miami.<\/p>\n

The judge orders him to take an anger management course and make a $50,000 charitable donation.<\/p>\n

As we continue showing you how great 2014 was for you – the Bieberness and a bodyguard were sued for assault by a photographer, he was forced to pay $10K for abandoning his pet monkey in Germany, and his posse was investigated for trying to bribe border officials in Canada.<\/p>\n

\"justin-bieber-partying-sized\"<\/a>He got himself arrested for crashing his ATV into a minivan in Canada.<\/p>\n

Then, days later, after getting booed at a charity event, he stripped down to his underwear for no apparent reason.<\/p>\n

He finished that week by throwing a punch at a photographer in Paris.<\/p>\n

An Argentinian judge has demanded that Bieber return to the country to face questioning about an alleged attack on a photographer or face jail.<\/p>\n

He still hasn’t gone.<\/p>\n

Wrapping up 2014, he tried to get a woman\u2019s phone number.
\nShe told him he looked too much like Ellen DeGeneres.<\/p>\n

Ouch.<\/p>\n

So how was your year?
\nLooking pretty good, huh?<\/p>\n

Before you get too happy – Bieber is worth $200-million and you probably aren’t.<\/p>\n

Now you’re grumpy.
\nSorry.<\/p>\n

Happy New Year.<\/p>\n

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