{"id":236,"date":"2013-08-04T18:13:24","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T04:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=236"},"modified":"2013-09-05T19:55:50","modified_gmt":"2013-09-06T05:55:50","slug":"oreo-cookies-are-off-my-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"Oreo cookies are off my list"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The wife took pity on my sweet-tooth addiction last week and bought some Oreo cookies.<\/p>\n<p>I sensed their presence hidden in the cupboard the minute I entered the kitchen.<br \/>\nI have this gift.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Oreosized.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-237\" alt=\"Oreosized\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Oreosized-250x92.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"92\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Oreosized-250x92.jpg 250w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Oreosized.jpg 342w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s been a while since I looked at\u00a0one closely.<\/p>\n<p>The white stuff has shrunk.<br \/>\nA lot.<\/p>\n<p>This is what the Oreo looked like before I ate it.<\/p>\n<p>The filling is the reason I like Oreos in the first place.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s hardly any.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s certainly not enough left for me to want to buy them again.<\/p>\n<p>If you can&#8217;t pull them apart and lick the stuff &#8211; why bother?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not saying this is the case here, but making things smaller is the latest great idea from most companies.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the logic, as\u00a0I have heard it:<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s costing more to make stuff, like cookies.<\/p>\n<p>So, what they do is make things a bit smaller, or put less in the package, so they don&#8217;t have to raise the price.<\/p>\n<p>Supposedly the idea is we won&#8217;t want to pay a 50-cents increase for\u00a0a dozen pieces of something, but we&#8217;re willing to pay the same old price for only\u00a0ten pieces.<\/p>\n<p>How messed up is that?<\/p>\n<p>Sure, salaries and benefit costs go up.<br \/>\nRaw material is more expensive.<\/p>\n<p>Things are going to go up.<\/p>\n<p>My mother bought a new Chevy when I was a kid for $5,000.<\/p>\n<p>I bought a new Jeep last year for $32,000.<\/p>\n<p>No one was selling a $5,000 car with only 3 wheels, no seats and a rubber-band motor to keep the price the same.<\/p>\n<p>If Oreo, or anyone, is going to make a product worse in order to keep its customers, they&#8217;re like a dog sniffing at the wrong hydrant.<\/p>\n<p>When any product is no longer what we thought we were buying then we stop buying and go elsewhere.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the logic they should be looking at.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-236\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=236&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-236\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=236&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=236&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The wife took pity on my sweet-tooth addiction last week and bought some Oreo cookies. 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