{"id":2498,"date":"2015-03-09T20:37:23","date_gmt":"2015-03-10T06:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2498"},"modified":"2015-05-25T00:21:42","modified_gmt":"2015-05-25T10:21:42","slug":"the-cost-of-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2498","title":{"rendered":"The cost of time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s an old saying&#8230;<br \/>\nA fool and his money are soon parted.<\/p>\n<p>I come down in the fool side when it comes to buying stuff.<\/p>\n<p>As a firm believer in &#8220;He who dies with the most toys wins&#8221;, I have an obligation to maintain my status as a leader in that race.<\/p>\n<p>Then today my fool got a rude awakening.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Apple-Wtaches.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2496\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Apple-Wtaches-250x125.png\" alt=\"Apple Wtaches\" width=\"250\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Apple-Wtaches-250x125.png 250w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Apple-Wtaches.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a>Apple came out with the details of their new Watch.<\/p>\n<p>I like electronic stuff and I was a proud owner of a Pulsar watch many years ago.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s was cool and that made me awesome.<\/p>\n<p>I need all the help I can get.<\/p>\n<p>Back to Apple.<\/p>\n<p>You have got to be kidding me with those prices.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s three classes of watches.<br \/>\nThe Sports watch with funky bands starts at $349.<br \/>\nMore when you add the band.<\/p>\n<p>The stainless steel watch &#8211; which I like &#8211; is $549 and depending on what band you want to come with it, the total could hit $1099.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Mickey-watch-sized.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2495\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Mickey-watch-sized-250x182.jpg\" alt=\"Mickey-watch-sized\" width=\"250\" height=\"182\" \/><\/a>We won&#8217;t even get into the gold watch that starts at ten-grand.<br \/>\nYou got that much money then be my guest.<\/p>\n<p>Buy me a stainless one, please.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll write nice things about you.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m an Apple fan and have the iPhone since the first one came out.<\/p>\n<p>Every two years I schlep to the Apple store and get a new one.<\/p>\n<p>But my wireless carrier subsidizes much of that cost.<\/p>\n<p>No one is gonna help me with the watch.<\/p>\n<p>And a couple of years from now when the thing has more goodies inside I get the buy another one because there&#8217;s no way to upgrade.<\/p>\n<p>At full price.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/I-would-kill-for-this.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2497\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/I-would-kill-for-this.png\" alt=\"I would kill for this\" width=\"235\" height=\"152\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m a fool.<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m not stupid.<br \/>\nUnless it comes to something like this.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine how happy the wife was to hear I was going to pass on it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m grumpy over this.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Sigh, I bought one.<br \/>\nI love it.<\/p>\n<p>I was smart &#8211; I bought one for the wife too.<br \/>\nShe loves it.<\/p>\n<p>Now she can&#8217;t complain.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-2498\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2498&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-2498\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2498&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2498&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s an old saying&#8230; A fool and his money are soon parted. 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