{"id":2755,"date":"2015-05-18T05:30:23","date_gmt":"2015-05-18T15:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2755"},"modified":"2015-05-18T03:37:45","modified_gmt":"2015-05-18T13:37:45","slug":"when-your-brain-shuts-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2755","title":{"rendered":"When your brain shuts down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/writers-block.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2757\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/writers-block-193x250.png\" alt=\"writers block\" width=\"193\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/writers-block-193x250.png 193w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/writers-block-232x300.png 232w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/writers-block.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 193px) 100vw, 193px\" \/><\/a>The halls of my brain are echoing with emptiness.<\/p>\n<p>The cupboard&#8217;s bare.<br \/>\nThe refrigerator&#8217;s empty.<\/p>\n<p>You get the idea.<\/p>\n<p>I sat around and waited for something to bubble up to the top.<\/p>\n<p>That usually works.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing.<br \/>\nThe brain&#8217;s dead.<\/p>\n<p>I went through my mental list of things that piss me off.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s too long and I got sleepy and needed a nap.<\/p>\n<p>The wife is always good for some amount of words.<br \/>\nThis week &#8211; nothing.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s been on her best behavior.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s wonderful.<\/p>\n<p>Even my imaginary friends aren&#8217;t talking to me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Nothing.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2762\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Nothing-250x141.png\" alt=\"Nothing\" width=\"250\" height=\"141\" \/><\/a>It happens to us all.<\/p>\n<p>There are the occasional days when neutral seems to be the gear we&#8217;re in.<\/p>\n<p>Better now than in some meeting when the boss asks for an intelligent answer to something.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m coming up dry so I take a pass on today&#8217;s column.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe tomorrow.<br \/>\nMaybe not.<\/p>\n<p>I need to get more grumpy.<br \/>\nThat usually works.<\/p>\n<p>Somebody give me some grief.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-2755\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2755&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-2755\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2755&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=2755&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing. 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