{"id":3097,"date":"2015-07-20T05:30:51","date_gmt":"2015-07-20T15:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3097"},"modified":"2015-07-19T21:57:14","modified_gmt":"2015-07-20T07:57:14","slug":"in-honor-of-the-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3097","title":{"rendered":"In honor of the mouth"},"content":{"rendered":"

I speak for the common man – or person, to be correct.
\nThe silent majority lives within my beating heart.<\/p>\n

What the people feel, I give them a voice.<\/p>\n

What I feel right now is a strong urge to give Donald Trump a good spanking and send him to his room without his checkbook.<\/p>\n

He’s like every brat I have ever met – rolled into one.
\nI’m on obnoxious overload.<\/p>\n

I like the fact he speaks his mind.
\nI don’t like that he has no filter on acting like a jerk.<\/p>\n

\"trump-hair1a\"<\/a>I’ve decided it’s his hair.
\nIt’s affecting his few brain cells.<\/p>\n

Yes, everyone picks on The Donald’s hair.
\nFor good reason.<\/p>\n

Instead of taking the hint he thinks it’s love being shown.<\/p>\n

Delusional.<\/p>\n

So, in honor of his mouth I present this public service.<\/p>\n

Allow me to show you how to make your own Trump hair style.<\/p>\n

\"Trump<\/a>After much study I have arrived at the basic plan…<\/p>\n

Please note there are only four basic steps.<\/p>\n

A necessity if you are a busy person and need to get out the door quickly each day.<\/p>\n

There are two ways to do your Trump.
\nThe one to the right is how I believe he does it.<\/p>\n

Below is an alternate way to achieve the look for those with more hair and better sense.<\/p>\n

\"trump_hair<\/a>1) First it’s important to note this is not a classic side-part comb-over.
\nBlow dry your hair forward.<\/p>\n

\"trump_hair<\/a>2) Then fold and blow your hair back and to the side in the manner of Wilma Flintstone.<\/p>\n

\"trump_hair<\/a>3) Sweep and blow the remaining hair on both sides to\u00a0anchor the edifice.<\/p>\n

\"trump_hair<\/a>4) Apply ozone-depleting amounts of hairspray to lock everything down and scramble your brain.<\/p>\n

You are now boardroom fabulous.<\/p>\n

You’ll still be insufferable and I’ll still be grumpy.<\/p>\n

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