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<\/a>She could eat nothing but ramen.<\/p>\nI really need to have a discussion with her about carbs and pounds.<\/p>\n
Some day.
\nWhen I feel like having my head bitten off.<\/p>\n
As for me – I love Japan because it’s so wacky.<\/p>\n
Japan produces and consumes more pornography then any other country.
\nWhile a great reason, that’s not why I love it.<\/p>\n
This is why… Yup. I think Japan was also the first country where someone officially married his dog.<\/p>\n I’m sure there’s more than one person in this country who thought about doing it but it just didn’t happen.<\/p>\n I had a dog that was the love of my life.<\/p>\n The wife always said I’d probably have married her if she was human.<\/p>\n Actually – no. Anyway, meet Frois, the groom and Yukirin, the bride.<\/p>\n He’s pretty ugly so I presume he has money.<\/p>\n Then again – being able to send your lips across the room for a smooch is kind of a neat trick. Special invitations were made for this event.<\/p>\n
\n<\/a>The first country in the world to marry off two robots.<\/p>\n
\nThey take this stuff seriously.<\/p>\n
\nWho would want a wife that bites and poops on the rug?<\/p>\n
\nWomen and lady robots like guys who have fun tricks to amuse them.
\n<\/a>I would really like to learn how to do it.
\nThink of the fun if I’m ever allowed to attend a party.<\/p>\n