{"id":3173,"date":"2015-08-03T05:30:30","date_gmt":"2015-08-03T15:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3173"},"modified":"2015-08-02T22:48:24","modified_gmt":"2015-08-03T08:48:24","slug":"mondays-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3173","title":{"rendered":"Monday {sigh}"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Pssst.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Whataya want?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Sleepy-dog-02.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3175\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Sleepy-dog-02.png\" alt=\"Sleepy dog 02\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Sleepy-dog-02.png 600w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Sleepy-dog-02-250x188.png 250w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Sleepy-dog-02-500x375.png 500w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Sleepy-dog-02-400x300.png 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>It&#8217;s Monday.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re a genius.<br \/>\nPlease leave.<\/p>\n<p><em>Aren&#8217;t you supposed to do a blog on Monday?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Not today.<br \/>\nGo away.<\/p>\n<p><em>Okay.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-3173\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3173&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-3173\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3173&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3173&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pssst. 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