{"id":3356,"date":"2015-09-21T20:48:57","date_gmt":"2015-09-22T06:48:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3356"},"modified":"2015-09-21T20:48:57","modified_gmt":"2015-09-22T06:48:57","slug":"borrowed-actually-stolen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3356","title":{"rendered":"Borrowed. Actually, stolen."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"simple-truths\"<\/a>Life is good when others do your work for you.<\/p>\n

To wit:<\/p>\n

A friend sent me some of these after a friend sent them to him.<\/p>\n

Sharing is good.<\/p>\n

Ponder these for a while…<\/p>\n

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.<\/p>\n

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.<\/p>\n

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out”…………..?<\/p>\n

The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today….Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.<\/p>\n

What is it about a car that makes people think we can’t see them pick their nose?<\/p>\n

And our winner based on personal experience…<\/p>\n

The speed in which a woman says “nothing” when asked “What’s wrong?” is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that’s coming.<\/p>\n

Stay grumpy.<\/p>\n

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