{"id":3439,"date":"2015-11-20T18:11:37","date_gmt":"2015-11-21T04:11:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3439"},"modified":"2015-11-20T18:11:37","modified_gmt":"2015-11-21T04:11:37","slug":"i-pronounce-you-man-and-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3439","title":{"rendered":"I pronounce you man and pizza"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every time I begin to feel like some of the people I hang around with are getting a bit too stuffy – something like this comes along.<\/p>\n

I feel much better.<\/p>\n

As I prepare for my yearly donation to the Las Vegas economy, I leave you with this story of gastronomical love.<\/p>\n

\"tomsk_pizza_01-sized\"<\/a>I haven’t got a name for this Russian guy but I have pictures and that’s better.<\/p>\n

He has married a pizza.<\/p>\n

That’s weird.<\/p>\n

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.<\/p>\n

His reason is, “Your love to a person is a temporary affection, however love for food is eternal and stays with you till your last day. Pizza won’t cheat on you and won’t give you up. I love pizza sincerely”.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hard to argue with some of that.<\/p>\n

\"tomsk_pizza_04-sized\"<\/a>So he gathered his friends, dressed up a pizza box with a bride gown and lit the ceremonial flame heart.<\/p>\n

And then they got married.
\nReally.<\/p>\n

A Russian legal marriage certificate was officially presented to the guy.<\/p>\n

\"tomsk_pizza_07-sized\"<\/a>He was also given a knife and fork.<\/p>\n

I pronounce you man and pizza.
\nYou may eat the bride.<\/p>\n

That was a short marriage.<\/p>\n

See you folks in 10 days.
\nDon’t be grumpy.<\/p>\n

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