{"id":3538,"date":"2016-07-25T09:19:12","date_gmt":"2016-07-25T19:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3538"},"modified":"2016-07-25T12:45:47","modified_gmt":"2016-07-25T22:45:47","slug":"being-a-bit-dumb-in-the-rain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3538","title":{"rendered":"Being a bit dumb in the rain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have spent more than 30 years working with Civil Defense with the City.<br \/>\nYes, it&#8217;s got a different name now but does the same stuff.<\/p>\n<p>I have hundreds of hours in the middle of floods, hurricanes, storms, whatever.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve directed traffic, evacuated people, fought brush fires and pulled drunks out of car wrecks.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3537\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Flooded-road-24Jul2016-250x224.jpg\" alt=\"Flooded road 24Jul2016\" width=\"250\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Flooded-road-24Jul2016-250x224.jpg 250w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Flooded-road-24Jul2016-500x447.jpg 500w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Flooded-road-24Jul2016-335x300.jpg 335w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Flooded-road-24Jul2016.jpg 532w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/>One thing I have never understood is why people try to drive through a flooded road too fast or too deep.<\/p>\n<p>They almost always end up stalled and sitting, looking stupid, with two feet of water in their car.<\/p>\n<p>Is it because they are incapable of understanding what might happen?<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe they&#8217;re missing too many brain cells to figure it out.<\/p>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;s the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s really only two things to remember.<br \/>\nMaybe writing it down and pasting it on the dashboard might help:<\/p>\n<p>1) Drive through deep water too fast and the water will pile up in front of your car, move into the engine compartment and kill the engine.<br \/>\nIf water gets into the engine through the intake manifold while it&#8217;s running, it&#8217;ll destroy the engine.<\/p>\n<p>2) Try to drive through water too deep and water gets onto the engine compartment, no matter how slow you&#8217;re going, and kill the engine.<br \/>\nIf it gets into the intake manifold while it&#8217;s running it&#8217;ll destroy the engine.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;ll also flood your car&#8217;s interior making it a piece of expensive, moldy junk.<\/p>\n<p>Almost without exception, when I came up on one of these scenes, the driver was a young guy or a woman.<br \/>\nFigure out your own reasons &#8211; I&#8217;m not going there.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, if the road has a foot of water on it, don&#8217;t go there.<br \/>\nIf there is about 6 inches of water on it, go real slow.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not hard to remember.<\/p>\n<p>Lecture over.<\/p>\n<p>I feel better, thank you.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-3538\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3538&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-3538\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3538&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3538&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have spent more than 30 years working with Civil Defense with the City. 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