{"id":3636,"date":"2018-08-13T20:32:58","date_gmt":"2018-08-14T06:32:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3636"},"modified":"2018-08-13T20:32:58","modified_gmt":"2018-08-14T06:32:58","slug":"welcome-gimme-your-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3636","title":{"rendered":"Welcome. Gimme your money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I used to think the older I got the more stuff pissed me off because that&#8217;s what getting older does.<br \/>\nI was wrong.<\/p>\n<p>The older I get the more thing&#8217;s piss me off because I compare then and now &#8211; and now is found wanting.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3638\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tire-pressure-warning-light-sized-250x188.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tire-pressure-warning-light-sized-250x188.jpg 250w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tire-pressure-warning-light-sized.jpg 500w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tire-pressure-warning-light-sized-399x300.jpg 399w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/>Case in point.<br \/>\nThe wife&#8217;s tire pressure light comes on in her car.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s all in a tizzy because she&#8217;s afraid the tire will fall off on the freeway.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s no talking her out of that.<\/p>\n<p>So I look at the tire, and yes, it&#8217;s lookin&#8217; down a bit.<br \/>\nBeing a handyman I dig out the wiz-bang electric tire pump from underneath a pile of stuff in the garage and get ready to put some air back in that baby.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s broken.<br \/>\nThe last person to borrow it returned it all busted up and never said anything.<\/p>\n<p>A tire pump is one of those things you don&#8217;t need very often, but when you do &#8211; you need it.<br \/>\nMine&#8217;s busted.<\/p>\n<p>So I tell her let&#8217;s go to the gas station up the street.<br \/>\nThese places usually have something to put air in your tires.<\/p>\n<p>I told her to grab some coins because nothing is free anymore and I suspect we&#8217;ll have to feed the machine.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3639\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/AIr-water-machine-195x250.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/AIr-water-machine-195x250.png 195w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/AIr-water-machine.png 500w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/AIr-water-machine-234x300.png 234w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 195px) 100vw, 195px\" \/>Yes indeed, we had to feed the machine.<\/p>\n<p>$1.50 to pump some air.<br \/>\nThe air is free.<br \/>\nThe delivery of that air isn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>$1.50 &#8211; think about it.<\/p>\n<p>And sitting right next to it is another machine that wants $1.50 to put some water in your car.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t too many years ago it would have been free or maybe 25-cents.<br \/>\nNow I&#8217;m pissed.<\/p>\n<p>This is one of those stations that sell gas and makes fortune off its convenience store.<br \/>\nIt used to be air and water was a service for their customers.<\/p>\n<p>Places like this no longer have services &#8211; that have profit centers.<br \/>\nTheir idea of a service is contract with some company to install the water and air machines and take a cut.<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t expect these machines to be used more than a couple of times a day and the convenience store gold mine could easily absorb the cost.<\/p>\n<p>I also wouldn&#8217;t expect management to even think of that.<\/p>\n<p>See why I&#8217;m grumpy?<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-3636\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3636&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-3636\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3636&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=3636&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to think the older I got the more stuff pissed me off because that&#8217;s what getting older does. 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