{"id":526,"date":"2013-10-09T05:30:41","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T15:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=526"},"modified":"2013-10-08T20:15:26","modified_gmt":"2013-10-09T06:15:26","slug":"some-parents-are-wimps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=526","title":{"rendered":"Some parents are wimps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once in a while I&#8217;d like to open the trap door on the back some people&#8217;s head and look inside.<\/p>\n<p>I figure there won&#8217;t be anything there but I&#8217;d like to see the cobwebs anyway.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s with\u00a0some parents these days?<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re so busy trying to protect their children they&#8217;re producing\u00a0neurotic messes\u00a0that screw up their\u00a0own kids.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Man-With-Bandages-And-A-Crutch-sized.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-528\" alt=\"Man-With-Bandages-And-A-Crutch-sized\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Man-With-Bandages-And-A-Crutch-sized-182x250.jpg\" width=\"182\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Man-With-Bandages-And-A-Crutch-sized-182x250.jpg 182w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Man-With-Bandages-And-A-Crutch-sized-218x300.jpg 218w, http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Man-With-Bandages-And-A-Crutch-sized.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 182px) 100vw, 182px\" \/><\/a>If you&#8217;re over 40 then you remember\u00a0running around, falling down and getting banged up.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s part of growing up and a great way to get some hugs and ice cream from mom.<\/p>\n<p>And you went outside and did it again &#8211; because it&#8217;s part of growing up.<\/p>\n<p>Now parents are scared to death their children will get some terrible disease from a small scrape.<\/p>\n<p>Geesh, how&#8217;d the rest of us make it?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m grumpy and this is what got me started&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>On Long Island, Weber Middle School is worried its students are getting hurt during recess.<\/p>\n<p>So, new rules:<br \/>\nNo footballs, baseballs, or anything that might hurt someone on school grounds.<\/p>\n<p>No\u00a0games of tag, or cartwheels.<\/p>\n<p>Can you imagine a bunch of kids on a sugar rush with too much energy not running around,\u00a0playing tag and doing cartwheels?<\/p>\n<p>You have to be a bit reasonable.<br \/>\nIf all this was that bad the human race would have died off generations ago.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re an old-timer in Hawaii then you remember the mosquito trucks that used to drive through the neighborhoods at night spraying DDT.<\/p>\n<p>Today it&#8217;s banned because that stuff could kill you.<\/p>\n<p>Then it must be a bone-fide miracle were all still tooting along because we&#8217;d ride our bikes behind the truck as it was spitting out dense, white clouds and loving the smell of the delicious, oily mist.<\/p>\n<p>Great fun when you&#8217;re 10 or 12.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody cared because nobody\u00a0knew better.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder why it didn&#8217;t kill us.<br \/>\nMaybe we&#8217;re immortal.<\/p>\n<p>The wife thinks I get banged up more than anyone she knows.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m always limping around, covered with band aids and she freaks when I\u00a0get on a ladder.<\/p>\n<p>I bet I have more fun then most old coots around my age.<\/p>\n<p>You can live life or just live.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-526\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=526&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-526\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=526&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/grumpyseniors.com\/?p=526&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once in a while I&#8217;d like to open the trap door on the back some people&#8217;s head and look inside. 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