I had a good time on the telephone with some scam artist today.

The phone rings and this guy at the other end says he represents more than a hundred stores “in my area” that offer special discounts for senior citizens.
Just $150 to join this special club.

So I say, “Sounds great. By the way, what’s ‘my area'”?

Oops.
Apparently that wasn’t in the script.

“The area where you live sir. Just $150 to join the…”

Yeah, but what’s my area?

“The 808 area code area.”

But where’s that?

“This covers your whole city and we have…”

See ya.

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Idiots.