Borrowed. Actually, stolen.

simple-truthsLife is good when others do your work for you.

To wit:

A friend sent me some of these after a friend sent them to him.

Sharing is good.

Ponder these for a while…

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out”…………..?

The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today….Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.

What is it about a car that makes people think we can’t see them pick their nose?

And our winner based on personal experience…

The speed in which a woman says “nothing” when asked “What’s wrong?” is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that’s coming.

Stay grumpy.

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