A friend sent me some of these after a friend sent them to him.
Sharing is good.
Ponder these for a while…
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out”…………..?
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today….Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
What is it about a car that makes people think we can’t see them pick their nose?
And our winner based on personal experience…
The speed in which a woman says “nothing” when asked “What’s wrong?” is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that’s coming.